If you want your hucow’s milk to taste sweeter, add any type of fructose to her feed. If you want your hucow’s milk to taste earthier, keep them on a strictly plant-based diet.
All of our hucows have the capabilities to squirt, you just have to stimulate the correct spot in the cunt. Hint: the spot is 2 inches deep at the front of the cow, towards the belly, not the booty.
We sell a wide range of insertion devices to train your hucow’s holes. Did you know our largest size is larger than fist! We also have corresponding oral devices to train the hucow’s gag reflex, although the largest size is the size of a toilet paper tube.
To fatten your hucow, confine them into a space where their mobility is limited. For a leaner heifer, tie them to a treadmill for up to 2 hours per day.
Hucows are re-educated to revert back to their most animalistic instincts. While they can understand instruction, they are not able to communicate except through moos. But we have found in the research that hucows can communicate their emotions, if you learn how to interpret their moos.
While we generally recommend waiting 2 days after birthing offspring before breeding again, a hucow can be successfully inseminated within minutes of giving birth.
Hucows receive hundreds of injections during their first few weeks at the facility, which enables the hucow to create the necessary hormones for the rest of their lives. However, you may enroll your hucow into on-going studies that may change physical or mental traits – making hucows sweeter, hornier, fatter, smaller, grow cow spots, or cow ears, etc.
Contrary to what you might thing, after a heifer births an offspring they will produce more milk if they are allowed to nurse.
Most people don’t know this, but we have a sell-back program to help you upgrade your hucows.