With some exceptions, every hucow must be bathed two times per day.
The Hoser farmhands are the ones primarily responsible for the majority of washing tasks, though many farmhands recruit other farmhands to assist.
First, the hucow is brought to the bathing corner of the residence, where the cow is placed on a spinning platform, and a water hose is used to spray the heifer until fully soaked. An industrial-grade antibacterial soap is then applied to every part of the hucow body. Four farmhands are typically scrubbing the hucow at the same time.
Farmhands utilize a variety of tools to complete their tasks, one of which is the washing dildo. The washing dildo is a pole with a washcloth secured so the farmhand can insert the washing dildo into the cunt and asshole.
For the mouth, farmhands use another tool that is essentially a toothbrush, but twice the normal size – this helps stimulate their gums, clean their tongue, and desensitize the hucow’s gag reflexes as it is shoved deep into the mouth hole.
A de-licing shampoo is brought in for the final step and used generously everywhere the hucow has hair. They are hosed again, but this time the Hoser applies more water pressure to help get all of the soap out of every crack.
To dry, the hucow is led to a hitching post in front of large fans, it usually takes about an hour to dry completely. The hucow undergoes another inspection to ensure a high-quality product.