Welcome Farmer,
As part owner of our livestock, you will be getting monthly reports updating you on the status of our hucows.
Thanks to your generous donation, we were able to purchase a new heifer, Betsy. You are welcome to come and visit your hucow any time you like, as we are open 24 hours, and your membership allows you unlimited, unrestricted visitation with your cattle.
Betsy is in the early stages of her hucow transformation, and we are relying on you to help train Betsy to be a success. We believe Betsy has the potential to be one of the most popular cattle here at the farm. Rest assured we are working on her development and have volunteer caretakers supervising your hucow at all hours of the day and night, keeping her on a consistent routine.
The first shift comes in and puts Betsy on the milking machine as soon as she is woken up as her udders are especially full from sleeping the last two hours. Every three hours the hucow is placed on the milking machine for up to 45 minutes. The farmhands take turns feeding her cum, we believe a consistent diet high in semen helps maintain the optimum hormone level for transformation.
Now you are able to access the areas that were off-limits when you were touring our farm. You may now visit the breeding pen, where our heifers are inseminated by our bulls. As an owner, you are invited to participate in any of the four-times-daily breeding that happens at 2am, 8am, 2pm, and 8pm.
When your hucow is not on the milking machine or breeding table, she is kept in her own stall with access to foods that help stimulate the transformation hormones and encourage proper development. Our heifers typically gain over 70 pounds in their first week with us! We have a proprietary growth hormone that encourages massive udder development fast. By the end of the first week she will be producing enough milk to feed two men non-stop for the rest of her life.
Keep an eye out for our future investor reports and photo updates tracking the transformation of your hucow. We hope to see you often, we know you will make a great hucow trainer.
John Williams, Head Farmer