This year we began a revolutionary new program that equalizes access to the services and healing properties of hucows. Hucows are becoming more and more common in the middle last, while the elites have been utilizing hucows secretly for decades. It used to be that you needed unlimited resources and personal referrals to get your hands on a hucow, but Horny Hucow Farms and Facility was one of the first introduce hucows to the general public.
This photo represents the idea that only the wealthy and powerful can own hucows, but we are here to make a dramatic claim that every man will own a hucow at the end of 3 years.
Our economy model hucows made their way into homes all across the country, and their popularity exploded once we discovered our secret, proprietary supply of new hucows. Our new production methods grew our hucow supply by nine times.
As a result of this hucow boom, the average joe is getting to take advantage of the positive benefits that come with owning a hucow. You can see an example of an owner and their hucow below. While we hope hucows will be universally accepted nation-wide very soon, it is still risky bringing your hucow into public.
A small portion of the population has a moral objection to owning hucows, and will verbally assault the owners. This also scares the hucow, increasing the risk of fleeing when startled. Hucows are also highly sought after, and unfortunately, this can mean others will try to rob you of your hucow.
We believe that every man deserves a submissive pet to help relieve the stresses of everyday life, and we are on a mission to provide every man with their own hucow. It has been scientifically proven that frequent, on-demand ejaculation is critical to the development of intelligence and improves every measurable aspect of a man’s health and wellbeing.
We’ve also discovered that ownership of sex pets has had a dramatic decrease in sexual assaults. Owning a sex slave enables men to live out their wildest fantasies at any given moment, which includes non-consent. Learn more about our nonconsent ward.
Just because we mass-produce our hucows doesn’t mean we sacrificed our quality standards. Our economy hucows still undergo a rigorous training and testing phase before reaching your home. However, statistically about one in every four economy hucow fails inspection.
You can see this hucow failed inspection because they are too fat for premier status and too small to be considered super-sized.
Our innovative new project takes the reject hucows and puts them in the hands of those that can’t afford one. It may sound impossible, but we are providing free hucows to millions of men living in poverty or with disability. Our goal is to have a hucow for every man in the world, and we are getting one step closer by distributing across the United States.
Our two factory facilities make it possible to recruit and transform thousands of hucows every month. Our Happy Hucow campus is located in Wisconsin, while our Hungry Hucow campus is located in Texas.
Now that we have proven we are capable of producing the mass quantities necessary to accommodate every man, we are starting with phase one. This phase benefits the most severely impacted, the homeless and the elderly. We are starting with the most vulnerable populations to provide those men with the extra benefit that comes with a personal hucow.
Having a pet hucow is not a privilege any more, it is a right. Men are advocating for and winning the argument that ejaculation is an inalienable right. Sexual frustration destroys the health of millions of men every year, and collectively society has agreed that sexual release be considered a top health priority.
Now, elderly men are able to enjoy being milked, one of the best known treatments for dementia. Hucow milk has also been found to contain the necessary hormones for muscle development. Having a sex toy will bring enrichment to elderly men and encourage physical activity.
Why did we choose the homeless as our top priority population? Because hucows provide warmth and nourishment. It’s true that their hucows will also experience homelessness, hucows are actually conditioned to thrive in any weather condition with minimal expenses for food. As a part of our outreach program, we will also be providing millions of pounds of hucow feed.
The feed is the only expense our owners can expect, there are no other costs associated with owning a hucow. They are hearty animals that can live outdoors with areas for shelter and grazing. If you don’t have land, hucows take up minimal square footage in your home, and cages are available for reasonable prices.