When I was just turning 18 I had already decided that I didn’t want to participate in society, I wanted to be a sex cow. Read more about my decision to become a hucow here.
I spent every waking minute researching farmers across the United States. I browsed the farmer forums, visited the farmer’s website, their social media accounts, and collected their email addresses.
Once I had over 1,000 email addresses collected, I sent out a mass-email that simply said,
Hello, I need the assistance of a farmer to help breed a special kind of cattle. Please email me back with a photo of your livestock living arrangements, and tell me about your breeding process. — Thank you, Betsy Bess.
I received hundreds of replies within the next several days. When I saw a reply that caught my interest, I emailed them back the following,
Thank you for taking the time to explain to me your breeding process. I will tell you more about my breeding needs – this heifer needs a lot of personal attention from the farmer, so I will need a farmer that has the time and experience to cultivate a relationship with this cow. Because this will be an intimate working relationship, it is important that I confirm the following information:
1. You must have a strong, dominant personality to get this heifer to submit
2. You should be comfortable participating in scientific experiments
3. You must provide your own semen samples
The responses I received were the most exciting things I had ever read in my entire life. The numbers dwindled and I was able to narrow my selection to 100 potential farms. That is when I provided my phone number and had discussions with every farmer.
I started out every conversation with, “Let me take a minute to explain my proposal… Like I mentioned before, I am looking to begin a scientific experiment and I will be the subject. Together we will work to create a new type of cow, one that exists solely to service the owner’s natural urges. This will require a lot of explanation and I will be providing you a copy of my objectives if we decide to move forward. There are 100 candidates, but I can only select one farmer. Now, tell me how you feel about human livestock.”
Some of the farmers were uninterested in raising human livestock, but more than half had responded positively. There was one person that really stood out to me – we’ll call him Frank.
Frank’s reply was, “So you want to be a cow… well, I can think of a few things I need to do to get ya ready. Some this you ain’t going to like, how do I know you ain’t gonna waste my time?”
“Look, let me assure you I am serious. I am committed to this process and will work hard to become a useful object for you. I will provide you milk, drain your cock at any moment, you can even loan me out… “
He said, “No shit I’m gonna loan you out, you are going to do a lot more than just that to earn your keep. You need to listen to everything I tell you to do. As your owner, I will be runnin’ the show. You will submit to my experiments and I guarantee you’ll be a great addition to my farm as a human cow.”
Read more about how I started my journey with Frank the Farmer here.