Welcome! I know most of you have never heard the word hucow before, and I am here to help show you how amazing these human cows actually are. I have a feeling that within a year, everyone will have heard of hucows. Their benefits can’t be overstated, and that is why I believe that every man on Earth should own a hucow.
We are currently doing the research to solidify our claims, but we are confident when we say that owning a pet hucow is life-changing. Men will have immediate, unrestricted access to their fuck object, which will allow them to satisfy all of their most primal, animalistic sexual urges.
We are going to prove that withholding ejaculation is dangerous, and frequent orgasm improves physical and mental health and well-being. Society will see a dramatic decline in sexual assaults, and will soon come to agree that becoming and owning hucows is the best way to improve our quality of life.
While our priority is the servicing of men, the benefits to women can’t be ignored. You would not believe the vast quantity of women contacting me, asking how they can become a hucow. They have grown tired and irritable, constantly aware of the crushing reality that they are suffering under capitalism. The idea of becoming a mindless sex pet sounds like a dream come true.
Our team has worked hard over the last several months, producing100,000 hucows to launch our enterprise. We expect the demand for hucows and the requests for transformation will greatly outweigh our supply, so we have created waitlists for those wishing to purchase or become a hucow.