First, let me start off by giving a big thank you to our community, this event has exceeded our greatest expectations and that is because of your enthusiasm for hucows.
We had over 60 vendors in 100 tents sprawled all over our 2-acre farm in the middle of Texas. There were over 300 hucows sold in 48 hours! We had over one million visitors!
If you weren’t there, I hope I can describe the chaos that led to our highest bidding war. We brought out Stephanie, our newest, youngest hucow that just joined the herd one week ago. When she was pulled on stage the men in the front were diving to get a feel. This hucow’s pussy underwent experimentation to make it unnaturally plump and wet, and the audience could smell her arousal in the air. The men became savages!
Another highlight was a panel discussion with the Connor Family about their family farm. Mom and Dad learned about hucows when I made a television appearance on a local news program. They had three daughters that were all failures in life, and in need of drastic intervention. The parents convinced their girls to move back home and work on their farm. Mom said the girls struggled to adapt at first, but soon came to enjoy the work on the farm.
Since they could not afford to send their daughters to Horny Hucow Farm and Facility, they took training into their own hands. Together, the parents planned a regimen that required a lot of outside help. When they learned how much semen is necessary for a legitimate transformation, they realized they had to ask their sons to move home as well.
In the six months since their family formed the farm, they have grown their business to include 16 farmhands and 6 hucows. Their story is an inspiration to us all, and a great reminder that our families can be a great support.
And with that, I want to give another big thank you to my daughter, Bessie. She has been doing a great job learning everything there is to know about hucows. I know she will make a great hucow and trainer, and one day take over Horny Hucows Farm and Facility.
